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That's enough. Let's retreat and wait for reinforcements.

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The year is 50 BC.
The Romans occupied all of Gaul.

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Not all of it.

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The village of the invincible Gauls still resists.

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-That.
- Well, yes.

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Life is not easy for Roman legionnaires

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in Kugloforum camps,
Aquarium, Apaurinum and Petibonum.

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Metadata, shall we say,
Caesar will throw us to the lions.

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Not all of Gaul was occupied.

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It's fine, almost all of it.

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- This is so close to the "whole".
-"Whole" and "almost whole" are not the same.

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It almost is, same thing.
What do you know? You weren't there.

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I would be better off there.

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Oh, scribbler, what are you doing?

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- We are waiting for you.
- Julius Caesar has arrived?

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- He's on his way.
- And my uncle?

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And that one is here.

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Good. Wait. And this one?

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What is the difference between a Gaul and a boar?

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Ha? Not? Nobody?

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One is hairy and says…

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And others

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is a boar!

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Boar!

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No, just, you know,

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you would expect me to say that the other Gal,

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because the boar is hairy and says...

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But no.

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That's the fun!

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Hail Caesar!

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We designed for your triumph

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mosaic!

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Mosaic?

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That's right.

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Bold, but believe me, it carries a clear message.

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There you have it, good versus evil.

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Half of your imperial face on one side,
and the smaller Vercingetorix to the right.

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What do we want to say?

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Rome dominates the weak.
Dominator and dominated.

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And there's no holding back in style.
We're breaking the rules.

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No more pastels, all red.

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The reviews are great.

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I was looking for a powerful idea,
and you come up with a mosaic?

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What kind of dumb idea is that? Not.

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Good. Second suggestion.

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Okay, I know, it's still a mosaic.

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But this is your triumph.

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What is the story here?

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All of Gaul is occupied.

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Yes, mom? What?

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"The whole of Gaul occupied." Not.
The village of the invincible Gauls resists…

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Mom, come on. We are talking about a village.

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- It can be "whole".
-That. "Almost Whole" is this close.

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Not if one village remains.

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- Fastandfurious!
-That?

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Why are these Gauls still Gauls?

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Their magic potion
gives superhuman strength.

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- Impossible...
-"Impossible" is un-Roman!

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I want them to crawl before me,

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surrender to the power of Rome

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once and for all

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and to obey Roman law!

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It might be possible,
according to the Gaelic laws.

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Sorry, oh Caesar, my niece
he tends to talk nonsense.

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Shut up and wear a toga,
not those barbaric long pants.

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The year is minus fifty.

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Fifties before what?

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Oh, Caesar, you must have heard
for the boss duel?

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For…

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Yes, of course.

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If a Gallic chief wants to occupy a village,

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challenges another chief to a duel.

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The winner becomes the head of both tribes.

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If the Gallo-Roman chief,
a Gallic chieftain loyal to Rome,

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defeat the chief of the invincible Gauls,
becomes their leader.

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And the Gauls become Romans?

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Gallo-Romans. But, yes, the Romans.

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Those barbarians will be defeated and humiliated,
trapped by their own tradition.

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Forget mosaics!

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A duel of chiefs will mark my triumph!

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A great spectacle,

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while the Gauls are bowing to me in the grand finale!

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It will be under my boot!

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I love it.

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You will organize a duel, Bigfarma.

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My name is Metadata.

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Pack, you're leaving tomorrow.

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- Going to Gaul? Thank you, Caesar.
-Fastandfurius, you are logistics.

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- He's going too?
- Fail and I will throw you to the lions!

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Animals lions?

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With a mane?

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Caesar has spoken!

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I will go, I will see, I will win!

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Nice expression! Let's engrave it.

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Then I'll come back, I'll tell you everything

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and I'll have a bite.

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But not that part.

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ASTERIX AND OBELIX: DUEL OF CHIEFS

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My children!

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The Romans haven't bothered us for 30 days.

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Thanks to our druid's magic potion
we are invincible and will remain so!

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Long live our druid!

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Long live Faktorix!

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Thanks, friends.

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But...

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We have nothing to fear,
just don't let the sky fall on our heads.

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Let us thank Teutates with this feast
and these votive gifts!

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I composed a serenade
for Teutates, it is called:

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"Teutates, I give you everything."

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Teutates, I give you everything

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- Asterix.
-That?

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Is it okay to say:
"This menhir is like the unity of our village,

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firm as a menhir."

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Yes, it's good.

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I compare the village to a menhir.

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Yes, nice.

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- But you say "menhir" twice.
- I know.

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- There are no thousand words for a menhir.
- I know.

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And sing it?

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This menhir…

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Unijo, aren't you and Samostalix?
Can you go to Lutecia?

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We did, but there are the Romans, guarding the hut...

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No way we're leaving.

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We understand.

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But tomorrow we are finally leaving.

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- No, my Gicko?
-Ha?

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- We're leaving tomorrow.
-That.

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- Take it easy with the sauce.
-What? I pay homage to Teutates.

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In Lutecia you eat vegetables.

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Come on, it's just fat, it can't hurt us.

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Votive gifts!

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Good.

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I have a hunch who this is from.

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- Make a speech, Obelix!
- Come on, make a speech!

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"This menhir."

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-"This menhir."
- This menhir...

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Louder! We don't hear!

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He says that the menhir is like unity
of our village, solid as a rock!

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It!

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Nicely said!

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Bravo!

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Thank you, Asterix.

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That's what friends are for.

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Mortus!

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That?

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Mo-mor-tu-tušiću?

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Yes, yes?

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Mortus?

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-Ha?
- Mortus!

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What is it?

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Amplification.

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Reinforcement is here!

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Just been attacked?

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Oh, no.

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Just last night…

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We celebrated 30 days of truce with the Gauls.

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We completely fell apart.

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Then it's good that we came.

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It really is.

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That's fantastic news.

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That's how it should be.

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We're chattering, and I don't want to hold you up.

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We will leave you. Let's go. Aww!

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Hey!

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You're not going anywhere.

166
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I'm going, you take our place.

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-Ave!
-Not.

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Prepare tents for my troops.

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You obey our orders.

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Orders? For what?

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To get rid of those Galas once and for all.

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Operation Duel of Chiefs has begun.

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- Someone is slaughtering a boar?
- Ouch!

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I guess the bard is practicing a lullaby.

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No, I'm here.

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We were finally going to Lutecia,
what do you do the night before?

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They devour themselves.
It was as if the sky had fallen on his head.

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I don't have a headache.

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Maybe more is here?

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Alas!

181
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Yes, that is the liver.

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Who would have thought it hurt?

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Unija and I warned you.
You ate too much.

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Who would have thought you could?

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- Give me a drink.
-Potions don't cure everything.

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- Who would have thought, drinks...
- Good.

187
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Eat less or seek help.

188
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- Faktorix suggested that you go...
- To go to the pharmacy, I know.

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Enough with that head doctor.
I'm fine.

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- It doesn't even hurt anymore.
-Really?

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-Not.
-Here?

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Can I try too?

193
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Not!

194
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- Don't touch.
- What is that?

195
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-This.
-Not.

196
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Slowly. That liver is not a Roman road.

197
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Malix, come on, boy.

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Not!

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Okay, drink this.

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Thanks.

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If you feel better, come. I'm leaving.

202
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But, Uni, you can't go to Lutecia alone.

203
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- It's dangerous.
- I'll take Faktorix's potion.

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He is gone.

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Then make more!

206
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So the official lodge can be here.

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We can see the village from here.

208
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How disgusting.

209
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I'd burn everything if it was up to me.

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But that's not the plan. first step,
to give the Gauls a chance to surrender.

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Can we move on to the second one?

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Second, find the Gallo-Roman chief
to challenge Samostalix.

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Third, win,
Gauls become Gallo-Romans

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and Caesar triumphs.

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That.

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Didn't we skip step 2B
when they drink the magic potion?

217
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That's a big problem.

218
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We keep the druid away.
Without a druid, there is no potion.

219
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While you say "ave".

220
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-Metadata, how much do we clear?
- Uncover everything.

221
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- Let's go clearing.
-Wait. Why so many trees?

222
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,041
So, what do we do now?

223
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do what she said
keep the druid away.

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But forever.

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Under the ground.

226
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Bring a few people, work it out.

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-I?
- Execution!

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We will have two invincible villages.

229
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It's clear as day.

230
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What is it?

231
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It's a catfish.

232
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,333
No, sorry, that's sea bream. Confusion.

233
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,916
Analfabetix, is the fish fresh?

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I picked her up from the beach last week.
I respected the lukewarm chain.

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Look no further.

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- But there are flies.
- I won't charge you for them.

237
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Wait. Factorix?

238
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,833
- Do you sell pork?
- No, just fish.

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-Damage.
- I would love to.

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But it's not the same job.

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- Where are you going?
- Into the forest.

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For the ingredients for the magic potion,
when that's all I'm for.

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00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,458
- I'm going with you.
- No need, thanks.

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I could use some solitude.

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Good.

246
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:17,125
I understand why Faktorix wants to be alone.

247
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He keeps seeing the same faces.
Lucky that the Romans surrounded us, otherwise...

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- Would you suffocate?
-Exactly.

249
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Hey! Great camouflage.

250
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,166
Excellent.

251
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,666
Thanks, I appreciate it.

252
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And acorns!

253
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,750
Great idea.

254
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:41,375
Yes, I meant:
"Oak forest, acorns, it makes sense."

255
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,291
Of course.

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If the forest were chestnuts, I would take chestnuts.

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00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,583
-That.
- Since oaks are...

258
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,875
Shut up or they'll spot us!

259
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:57,458
Follow me. In silence.
By Mercury, Mars, Juno and Jupiter.

260
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,541
Hey, maybe we have too many gods.

261
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:05,541
Truth. Let's choose one and that's it.

262
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,000
One god for all?

263
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,291
God of war, land, sea, wind and harvest?

264
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,791
It's not a cat's cough.

265
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,416
Maybe then they don't harvest.

266
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,458
We say "god", but maybe it's a goddess.

267
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,041
-Shut up!
- We'll talk about that later.

268
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:31,625
- What do you think I do?
-That. The fish shop should sell pork.

269
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:35,916
Not that. I don't like it
which is our druid alone in the forest.

270
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,375
I'm going. Are you coming with me?

271
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,875
It can. I will finish later,
not a rush order.

272
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:49,833
- What about leaving the menhir here?
- For some kid to screw him up?

273
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:58,458
No one ever asks, "Faktorix,
are you tired Do you need a break?”

274
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,166
Of course not.

275
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,416
I just need to heal everything, day and night.

276
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,333
Typically.

277
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,416
What a beauty.

278
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,166
So,

279
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:19,541
four leaf clover, clover…

280
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,708
No, a foot with five toes.

281
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,041
Foot?

282
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,250
Catch him!

283
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:32,750
If Analfabetix does not want to sell the boar,
it is his right.

284
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,125
We can't force him. End.

285
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:39,041
But it would be nice
for villagers who don't like fish

286
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,208
that they have, I don't know, some place

287
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:47,166
for sale, exchange
and trade in, say, boar.

288
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:52,583
- I'm just thinking out loud.
-As a fish market, that would be...

289
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,583
-Veprovnica.
-Good.

290
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,333
See?

291
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,875
- For those who don't like fish.
-That.

292
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,000
There are many of us.

293
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,750
Me, for starters.

294
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,666
And Malix.

295
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:08,041
So you would sell both menhirs and pork?

296
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,666
I don't know. Perhaps.

297
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,333
- Let's consider it.
- Let me go!

298
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:13,291
Let me go.

299
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,750
- Let me go, Romans!
-Hold him!

300
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,958
Alas! He bit me!

301
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:21,125
Alas! He punched me in the face!

302
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:23,875
Factorix!

303
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,583
Gali! Withdrawal!

304
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,625
I'll make them scatter!

305
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:33,666
No, Obelix!

306
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:53,291
Really, Obelix? Bravo!
Really. I have no words.

307
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,208
-Bravo.
- I chased them away.

308
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,708
And flattened our druid along the way.

309
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,000
You're so clumsy.

310
00:17:59,083 --> 00:17:59,916
Clumsy?

311
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:05,708
Clumsy? Mr. Asterix falls out
potion bottle, but I'm clumsy?

312
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:10,208
Sorry we didn't all fall into it
like Mr. Obelix.

313
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:14,208
Mr. Asterix, I guess
he had nothing to do with it!

314
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,208
It has nothing to do with…

315
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,583
Let's get him out.

316
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,333
Factorix?

317
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:38,000
- Mission accomplished? How?
- I'll cut the story short.

318
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,458
We found a place, camouflaged ourselves,
waited, bla-bladicum.

319
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,375
And who shows up?

320
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,125
Druid!

321
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,958
I yelled, "Get him!"

322
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,125
So boom, boom, boom!

323
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:55,166
Grab a branch, hit a stump and bam!
No joke with me.

324
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:59,083
Ask them. Mission accomplished.
He is considered dead.

325
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,125
Dead? I said put him away.

326
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,375
- Who said...
- Me.

327
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,541
Uncle, why?

328
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:10,250
Caesar's orders. Do you remember?
I manage the logistics, you the spectacle.

329
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:14,083
I take care of the druid, you plan the event.

330
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,541
Well done, Mortus.

331
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,166
Thanks.

332
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,708
Good Bobby.

333
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,625
- Good Bobby.
-That.

334
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,125
Angry little Bobby.

335
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,375
- I like that...
- Yes.

336
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:29,333
We need it now
Gallo-Roman chieftain for a duel.

337
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,916
I know one close by.
Loyal to Rome and powerful as Mars.

338
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,416
Loyal to Rome?

339
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,750
You won't be disappointed.

340
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,083
I want more columns!

341
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,375
Proromanix, oh chief,

342
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,291
don't we have enough of them?

343
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,458
I want more!

344
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,208
We need to colonize more!

345
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,833
I want to create a little Rome.

346
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,333
Little Rome. Good.

347
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:53,750
Let the names end in "us".

348
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,833
-Like Roman.
-Names with "us".

349
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:58,791
- Great idea.
- Let's keep something Gallic.

350
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,041
-Not!
- I like the new style.

351
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:05,250
We are Gallo-Romans,
Jupiter and Teutates.

352
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,541
From now on, Dvolozixe,

353
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,375
your name is Dvolozus.

354
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,958
And what will my name be?

355
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,458
- We'll see, Lizanix.
-Good.

356
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:23,125
So little Rome,
multiple columns, names in "us".

357
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,291
And the aqueduct.

358
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,666
-Good.
- They look Roman.

359
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:31,875
-And cut more of those braids and mustaches!
- I'm not manly without braids.

360
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:36,291
And without a mustache I will have one
a large gap between the nose and...

361
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,541
There is no debate.

362
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:44,875
Aww!

363
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,875
-Welcome, beloved conquerors.
- Ave.

364
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:51,791
Let's conquer your home
for a chat, Proromanix.

365
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,458
Call me Proro, it's less Gaelic.

366
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,333
Of course. Veni.

367
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,833
This is the Gaul we like.

368
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,708
Not much Gaul here.

369
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,500
If I had known, I would have organized the games.

370
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,458
SWEET RHYMES

371
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:14,041
Not Roman wine,
but I like the name, Chatopetrus.

372
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,458
Proromanix, do you know about the duel of chiefs?

373
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,583
Funny Gaelic custom. Yes, why?

374
00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:26,208
We want you to fight the Gallic chieftain
and you conquer his tribe. Can you?

375
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,291
Can I?

376
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,541
Are you seriously asking me that?

377
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,583
I'm the best, Vulcan!

378
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:35,750
Demonstration.

379
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:03,416
I'll flatten him like a pancake.
Which boss?

380
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,666
- There will be a massacre.
- Samostalix.

381
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:12,958
Samostalix? But it will be a massacre.
That potion gives him superhuman strength.

382
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,458
Don't worry.

383
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,375
I worry, terribly.

384
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:18,875
No more potions.

385
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:21,958
No potion?

386
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,458
No more druids or potions.

387
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:27,166
You will break Samostalix.

388
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:32,416
Well, you can challenge the other chiefs
and conquer their clans.

389
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,625
All the Gaelic clans, if you will.

390
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,750
He would be like a general, in a way.

391
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:43,916
Gallic general.

392
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,458
The Faktorix drug helped, Uni.

393
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:53,333
Let's go to Lutecia. A quick drink and off we go.

394
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,458
What? Would you rather go now?

395
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,333
I threw the menhir.

396
00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:13,375
But only lightly,
he does not make an elephant out of a menhir.

397
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,125
Quiet, wake up.

398
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,458
I said, menhirs are not dangerous.

399
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,416
How are you feeling?

400
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,291
Good. Thank you, ma'am.

401
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:24,916
"Ma'am?"

402
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,416
It's me, Union.

403
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,916
I'm glad.

404
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,666
Wait. Factorix.

405
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:33,625
And me?

406
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,625
Do you recognize me?

407
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:36,958
Asterix.

408
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,125
You have a big nose.

409
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:45,083
Belenusa to me,
our druid lost his memory.

410
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:48,291
- And there is no more magic potion.
- Magical?

411
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,375
That! Do you remember the recipe?

412
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:51,708
Not.

413
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,833
- But we can ask him.
-Whom?

414
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,291
Bradix.

415
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:02,541
- Good day, Bradix.
-Good afternoon!

416
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,000
How are you, Bradix?

417
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,250
Lush-fabulous!

418
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:09,333
Do you know the recipe?
for a magic potion, Bradix?

419
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,083
Not.

420
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:16,166
But I know the recipe for a good laugh.

421
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,750
Okay, say it.

422
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,833
Repeat after me.

423
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,958
When I say "brad", you say "ix".

424
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,416
Brad…

425
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:25,916
Ix.

426
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Brad…

427
00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:30,416
- He's losing his mind.
- He's totally gone crazy.

428
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,333
Come on, it's easy!

429
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,000
Brad…

430
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,041
Teutatesa, we are done.

431
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,833
Ix!

432
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,250
ASTERIX AND OBELIX: DUEL OF CHIEFS

433
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Translation of subtitles: Nikolina Novak